Well, I"m a lonesome schoolboy, and I just came into town (x2)
Well, I heard so much about London, I decided to check it out.
Well I wait in Lester square, where they hardly look in my eye.
Yeah, I"m leaning on Nelson"s column, but all I do is talk to the lime.
Chorus: Where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
Well I may have no money, but I know where to put it every time.
Well I asked the young policeman if he"d only lock me up for the night.
I had pigs in the farmyard, some of them, some of them, they"re all right.
Well he fucked me with his truncheon, and his helmet was way too tight.
I"m a lonesome school boy (repeats and fades)